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miyotora:

signless being the housewife? HA dualscar would be a better housewife (remember how male seahorses carry the babies and become pregnant than the female seahorse?)
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miyotora:

signless being the housewife? HA dualscar would be a better housewife (remember how male seahorses carry the babies and become pregnant than the female seahorse?)

Anonymous whispered,

Have you ever considered drawing nsfw Kantunafish (Mituna x Kankri x Cronus)?

twinksandboobs:

arent you in for a surprise. 

Cackles in the distance AreN”T THEY ALL IN FOR A SURPRISE

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twinksandboobs:

i FUCKING LOVE KANTUNA.
#nsfw
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twinksandboobs:

i FUCKING LOVE KANTUNA.

#nsfw

askseahorsecaptain:

I can’t get enough of me.

Free Seahorse Pillow Pattern

charliezardrps:

not all character development exists to make someone a better person

people turn into assholes, too. They become more  manipulative, arrogant, clingy, irritated… complex.

and that’s okay, that’s important.

explore that.

✧・゚:*✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

syblatortue:

Made it before midnight, happy 4/13!
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syblatortue:

Made it before midnight, happy 4/13!

terezidactyl:

irishcob:

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?

[inconsolable sobbing] z zOOSMEL PPOO PL ORD
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terezidactyl:

irishcob:

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! 

What will the name of this young man be?

[inconsolable sobbing] z zOOSMEL PPOO PL ORD

(Source: mawiler)

natsubutart:

You don’t even know how I am feeling right now
But I can’t do anything else, it’s too late.
And I am so sorry for everyone who donated but didn’t receive anything in return…
Yesterday I finally managed to talk with my father and he said he doesn’t want to give me the rest of the money I need, cause it’s something I have to do myself, and he doesn’t have that much to give me entirely.
So, since it’s very unlikely I would be able to find the 400€ I need within next thursday, unless I sell one of my kidneys or I win the lottery, I am closing commissions and give up on the trip.
I will finish the one I have in queue as soon as I feel better, maybe next monday. 
I am so grateful to everyone who helped me, you are really great and you deserve so much love. I am so sorry your donations and effort became useless, I don’t even know what to do with that money. Maybe I’ll pay college taxes so my father would be at least happy for something. So your money will not go to waste, at least. 
Please don’t message me to tell you are sorry for this, it would be very kind if you don’t, I’d like to not think about it right now and maybe work on the shitty piece I am doing for 413.
Again, thank you very much for supporting me, I am so upset it was all a useless effort. I should have known I don’t deserve at least that much. 

Seriously she’s so close. If everyone donates like not even a dollar that follows her she’ll be there I’m sure okay just help her. 

demifull:

rosydrops:

Cleaning
clean bathroom tips
organize your closet
how to fix a leaky faucet
how to keep a clean kitchen
removing stains from your carpet
Money
how to coupon
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
how to save money
How to Balance a Check Book
How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
how to make a doctor’s appointment
how to pick a health insurance plan
a list of stress relievers
how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter


how to avoid a hangover

Emergency
what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
a list of hotlines in a crisis
things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food
recipes that take 30 minutes or less
Yummy apple thing
Brownie in a cup
Cookie in a cup
French bread pizza
Egg tacos
panera mac n cheese recipe
different salad recipes
harry potter recipes
healthy recipes
various cookie recipes
chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping
s’mores pie 
nutella hot chocolate
peanut butter nutella swirl cookies
cookie in a mug
starbucks holiday drinks
fruit leathers 
brownie in a mug
how to make ramen 1000x better
eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)
make recipes using things you already have
how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 
make different flavored lemonades
various desert recipes
make tiny chocolate chip cookies
20 dishes every cook should know
learn how to make your own tea
Macaroni and cheese in a mug
Study snacks (2)
40 on-the-go breakfast recipes
Home
what the hell is a mortgage?
first apartment essentials checklist
how to care for cacti and succulents
the care and keeping of plants 
Getting an apartment
Job
time management
create a resume
find the right career
how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters
Travel
ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
Traveling for Cheap 
Travel Accessories
The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
How To Read A Map
How to Apply For A Passport
How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
read the news
leave your childhood traumas behind
how to quit smoking

how to get a book published


how to knit


how to use a polaroid camera


how to solve a rubik’s cube


how to stop biting your nails


how to stop procrastinating


how to stop skipping breakfast


how to stop micromanaging


how to stop avoiding asking for help


how to stop swearing constantly


how to stop being a pushover

learn another language
how to improve your self-esteem
how to sew
learn how to embroider
how to love yourself
learn how to do yoga
100 tips for life
learn how to make your own cards

HELPFUL THINGS ARE HELPFUL
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demifull:

rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

HELPFUL THINGS ARE HELPFUL

stepsoversnails:

Don’t scratch and bite, my little bear, you’ll soon need bigger underwear!

stepsoversnails:

Don’t scratch and bite, my little bear, you’ll soon need bigger underwear!

Kankri finds Karkat being lectured by Signless and gets really pissed off about him “poisoning his pupil.” But turns out Karkat likes Signless better and Kankri gets SUPER pissed at Signless and the blackrom Signkri happens. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

davidtennantspants:

I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

(Source: sandandglass)

mythicalogical:

thesexypenguin:


The educational system in one image.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein

Reblogging. always. always. always.

mythicalogical:

thesexypenguin:

The educational system in one image.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein

Reblogging. always. always. always.